A Year Out The Window
Four Seasons Total Landscaping Extravaganza (Retiro Way #zillionth)
The not-quite-numerical figure in the subtitle stands for the fact that it felt like the zillionth time a political event of 2020 had turned into a spectacle of sorts, complete with ludicrous theatrics and outlandish claims, as was the case for a Rudy Giuliani press conference on behalf of then-President Trump that took place in the parking lot of a small landscaping business in northeastern Philadelphia, PA — Four Seasons Total Landscaping — a puzzling, unseemly location that, for added-albeit-unintended hilarity, happened to be next to a sex shop, across the street from a crematorium, and down the road from the Philadelphia Department of Prisons.